WE WANT WEDGES

     THEY'RE EVERYWHERE. Wedges are as in as chocolate is in my mouth and are easy to wear, incredibly gorgeous to look at, and fun to flaunt! Afraid of wearing platform pumps that will teeter your tower? Check out these for an update. Maybe it isn't worth it to topple over on a big night out. The exciting part about wedges is that they can be worn with...ANYTHING. Short, skirts, flowy pants, skinny jeans, club attire, no attire (kidding), and everything else you could imagine are possibilities included in this deal!
     Another variation of the wedge is the super-chunky wedge/heel which is a mix among a clog, wedge, and regular heel that allows you to stroll down the street without strain. If a strange man happens to whistle at you while you pass by in these babies, you will be able to retaliate in two ways while wearing these shoes: 1) run away swiftly because such shoes make this possible or 2) batter his head with your sufficiently equipped feet-believe in these babies!
     Try out this trend anytime and feel free to 70's it up all the way! Warning: make sure you scuff up the bottoms of your wedges and practice waddling in them before struttin' down the street-you will go flying at an exponentially higher rate while wearing wedges than if you were to wear other shoes. This statement is based on personal experience :).