Children: this was the very first word that came to mind while I was viewing this quite peculiar Fall 2011 collection by Dolce and Gabbana. From stars to fanny packs to socks with...everything, I felt like whipping out a bottle of warm milk and a binky!
Personally, I feel the star is a doomed shape that will forever look misplaced on high fashion designs. They look slightly ridiculous in black and white (though I have the utmost respect for Dolce and Gabbana), and exponentially more so in not one, but two colors. The model on the lower left does not seem to be too pleased to be drowning in a starry sky of many colors. The good news is, she is not wearing a fanny pack.
Speaking of the little devils, fanny packs on the runway? What has fashion come to? I understand trends must be recycled after a season of many fresh innovations, but this? Not even in my sweating nightmares did I wake up startled from the sight of a fanny pack attached to the hip of a high fashion model.
If and when a celebrity struts down the street in one of these ensembles, please call my personal phone line immediately and take snapshots with any available media transmitting device so that the world may be exposed to such an awesome feat.
Warning: if anyone would like to try this bewildering look out, do not completely blind your peers with an overload of bedazzled stars and/or colors. You will put yourself at a large risk for losing multiple acquaintances in one outfit's time.
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