LOOKS LIKE...somebody's walking on thin ice-I mean brittle bones

     Missing: 2 sections of some unfortunate human's spinal chord. Found: on shoes from dsquared2's Fall/Winter 2010 collection. I realize this is not exactly recent, but how could I pass up on the opportunity to blog about such a feat? Sure, they are "cool," but there is a multitude of reasons as to why these strange stilettos give me the eebie jeebies.
1-They actually look real. Maybe you are comfortable wearing part of someone's skeletal system, but I am not.
2-I am not convinced that these shaky lookin' bones are going to hold me up at four inches higher than my normal heights.
3-Do you consider these classy? Would Chanel approve? I think not.
     Anyways, if you would like to go ahead and try these suckers out, let me know how long you remain upright and how many odd stares and/or curious questions you receive from the public :).

SHOUT OUT TO MORGAN GOLUMBUK for finding these shoes for me :)