Camera Sizes

   This upcoming semester I will be traveling to a city outside of London to study abroad in hopes of expanding my ever-so-bubbled Boca Brain. Whilst doing so I intend to photograph the toes, knows, highs, and lows of the United Kingdom, Scandinavia, much of Western Europe and parts of Eastern Europe. Actually, Russians scare me. Regardless, in this case I aim to assimilate the "toes of Europe" to its histories and roots-sort of. But, I have one preeminent problem: lyke, what kinda camera do I bring?
     Here is when I will provide an odd list of parities for you all to learn before we commence. First, the camera I choose to bring can be equated to the type of experience my mind thinks I am going to have. As its size increases, the room left for the unknown and previously unimagined nears a limit-and this limit is zero (Mean Girls). As my friends know, my mind is not good at turning off. That button was lost in production and people close to me have been searching for a replacement part for years. A knack for fabricating preconceived notions is ugly and has been undoubtedly implanted into my mind. Essentially, my camera to backpack ratio has unfortunately remained an even 1:1. Now-my red Herschel backpack is always with me. This backpack matches with nothing and carries everything. Its leather tuchus and sunburnt skin will soon be worn and torn. My backpack represents me minus the fact that I am as porcelain as an albino Sasquatch. The experiences my backpack carries will depend on the size of the camera I bring. And, if I brink a honkin' monstrosity of a camera abroad, am I determining the shape my backpack will mold into (rather, the degree of the curvature of my actual back)? Do I bring a camera small enough to allow room for the unexpected to squeeze itself into the depths of my dirtied pack? But, I can't soil my pack in advance just in hopes of predicting the outcome of my studies abroad, right (well technically I did run over a bagged pair of new shoes with my car to break them in a bit, so that sort of goes against my point)?
     At this point, I am hiking through the ever-mountainous Switzerland with a King Kong-sized camera. My cousin said she saw me from her bedroom window so this is a true story. Not to throw out another bout of cheesed-up rhetoric, but, who wants their camera to backpack ratio to strike even? Also, who makes ratios like this? I think it's time I call Kenmore to find that replacement part...

I Think Too Much I Think

    Today my wisdom teeth decided to come out. Rather, they were forcibly extracted by a South African monster of mayhem who found it proper to shatter said molars through use of a giant drill (yes, that sentence did need that many adjectives). Though I was supposedly in a dream-like state induced by laughing gas and my sheer aversion to live, I found myself quite awake. At times like this, you realize how disorienting it is to live inside your own...flerghin'...head. 

     Imagine I put you in a box. Besides the fact that no one wants to be put in a box, you might start to panic. You may start to stew over topics deeper than what flavor pudding you will funnel down your swollen throat after the torture concludes. The theorizing that goes on inside my head whilst uninterrupted by foreign invaders (most other humans) is of prodigious proportion. For instance, I am going abroad; I began to wonder if I may create a new mental outlook for myself upon experiencing feats other than the ones I am currently involved in. Also, do monkeys go number two? Do penguins wear lipstick? It also makes me wonder why traumatic experiences and the like are required to invoke deep thought. Must I make like Charlie Brown and slide on my tuchus in order to realize that brussel sprout flavored ice cream really isn't that bad? In an odd way, this encapsulating mental state allows for a personal and cathartic therapy session. Therapists never really help anyways, right? I do believe their goal is to remain silent to promote your babbling. Actually, my source X has just confirmed this as partially true. Bam. 

     As some of my friends may know, I am claustrophobic. My past roommate, Allison, may remember the time I forced her to walk me half a mile down to the lit bathroom as we camped in the middle of erm, nowhere, situated near the Chattooga River. My flashlight blew out and I had just about lost it before I safely rolled out of the rain and into the bug-infested but lit restroom. I like to compare my mildly horrific occurence to the one I experienced in the dentist office today. Today I experienced a new form of claustrophobia. As much as I might enjoy being bagged and stuffed in a locked suitcase (likely occurrence), I do not appreciate this feeling of being closed off. Complete darkness is truly paralyzing. Darkness, sometimes cars, too many frogs, and an abundance of humans or bananas make me claustrophobic. It's the feeling of being truly isolated that freaks me. I feel as though I'm in the middle of the North Pole, there is a lot of snow, and I am in a small, ostracized igloo. I have no access to sunlight nor the ability to properly come in contact with others. Snow angels really weren't a part of this deal. Good luck moving to Chicago, Katie.

     Regardless of this information...my teeth are out,  though I unfortunately will not be expecting a visit from the tooth fairy. I suspect she only accepts whole teeth.

I Want To Be the Doer-Not The Dooee

     So tonight, I pull an all-nighter. Rather, I pulled an all nighter. That sounds odd-why is the word "pulled" used there? How can you pull an intangible object? Oh, that's mildly irrelevant. Anyways...I was frightened for a moment when I wasn't sure I had had an experience that was day-altering enough to blog about, then I realized I always have something fishy to find swimming around in my head (fish jokes). I have Gabrielle Brooks and Nicole Chessin to thank for taking me to the library after a campus crime alert drove me out of Hillel. Also, Tazo Awake Tea works magically well. And, just out of curiosity, who created such a great tea as the one named Tazo? A single person or group of concerned individuals must have found reason enough to create an herb-infused tea that promotes health rather than draining it from us. The instillation of false-alertness through caffeine injection-college life. And so, I do denounce the creators of Tazo Tea to be Doers; not the people who write about tea, the people who photograph tea, or the people who drink tea, but the very ones who initiate the golden creation of such a product. I, too, desire to be a Doer.
     In this world, there are two kinds of people: the Doers and the Dooees. The Dooers must be creative, must have a drive second to almost no one around them, and must go through life with peripheral blinders-you know, to ignore the discouraging idiots and buffoons of the world as they attempt to tear you down with their blind ignorance. The Doers are the designers, engineers, photographers, and movie stars don't study about acting or fashion, they create it. Doers do what dreamers fantasize about, what fashion stylists wish they were actually doing, and what "failed" architects such as Ted Moseby teach about (just kidding, Teddy). The Dooees, on the other hand, write about, manage, coordinate, and dreamily learn about doing, but never reach the point of true innovation. Self-derived deliverance requires a level of well, self, so much as to naturally inspire newness.
     Technically, CEOs and Editors-In-Chief are Doers-but, I find myself seriously unable to dub them with this honor. Have they actually created something...themselves? Well, no, but they do an incredible job of delegating. I suppose yelling at people to do things makes you a Doer. And it's fun. Especially when you don't know them that well. Sometimes, yelling at randos whilst walking down Avenue Q makes for a cathartic experience. And no, Avenue Q is not a street-it's a wildly inappropriate musical that my parents took my brother and me to when we were twelve. Awkward.
     As I sit in my library chair and scowl at the loud people, I begin to realize how peculiar this post is becoming. For this reason, we end here. Well, fellow fellows, I have emerged.........VICTORI...oh, wow-I really need to take a shower. Goodnight and have a lovely breakfast.

P.S. It is interesting to see the library newcomers arrive bright and early as they begin to mix with the crusty people from the night before (me).

The Dilemma

     Today I watched the Alvin and The Chipmunks Christmas movie. Alvin and friends sneak into the home of Dave, the main human character and songwriting "failure" according to his music business friend Ian. Eventually, Alvin and his fellows are discovered by Ian and make it big in the industry. Dave tries to keep them close to family roots as Ian tries to inveigle (one of my words of the day) them to perform on world tours and advertise a variety of ridiculous products. This, of course, is Ian's plan to achieve an even more extravagant lifestyle than he currently has. After leaving Dave and living a fancy lifestyle for awhile with "Uncle Ian," who incessantly purchases the 'munks presents galore, the mildly abused and overworked chipmunks just want to go home-to Dave, that is.
     Recently, I have been having much internal conflict about the lifestyle I wish to have in the future. Settling into a relaxed suburban home while still having an upbeat career inclusive of frequent traveling and unordinary experiences is probably close to impossible. I want nothing more than to do something incredible, something bafflingly extraordinary-something that has me on the front cover of something at some time in some "cool" place. Though, the thought of falsely celebrating Christmas (I am quite Jewish) with hot chocolate in cutesy mugs as I wear onesie pajamas and belt out offbeat holiday tunes could not be more appealing. How can I do that if I am somewhere in the Doobang-a-dork Desert photographing a rare ele-camelot species as the breed parades down a dune, all while they are dressed in my new line of ele-camelot winter wear? Exactly! I feel as though 'dis just is not happening.
     The existence of a comforting, nurturing home environment such as Dave's is one I would not live without, but what happens if life...happens? Traveling the world and living in areas X, Y, and Q seems to be a rare opportunity, but do I really want to spend Passover with me, myself, and my poorly functioning 8Tracks Passover Playlist? I have recently been planning stages of my life that I intend to live out: I must live in an uncomfortably remote area for at least a month at one point in my life, I should live in Europe for at least a year without a definite plan as to why I am there and what I will be doing the next day, and I definitely need to explore a coast other than the south of Florida before deciding where I shall permanently reside as crows feet begin to make my face their home. Though, how can I do all of this while retaining ties to my seemingly sacred "home" environment? Edward Sharpe and the Magnetic Zeros say that "home is whenever I'm with you" but first of all: who is you, what if I don't find you, would you really be willing to live off of caterpillar larvae with me as I scour the depths of...any Asian country, and also, I really don't like straw houses- caves are out of the question as well. Anyways, in response to Sir Edward's line, home for me is a place as well as the people one is with.
    I may have gotten off topic. When Alvin and friends moved to Uncle Ian's, the lifestyle to which I may have initially been referring is one possibly in NYC, LA, and cities that may promote artificial relationships and existences. Fun, monies, and chocolate all get to peoples' heads; can I not place my Charlie and the Chocolate Factory shack-of-a-home smack in the middle of LA? Am I allowed to ride around town with my Super Smash Bros protective bubble to ward off scary people? In the long run I am sure my career will be making most of these decisions for me and that I will be dragged along either willingly as I move into my new creative space at GQ or unwillingly as I set up office/camp at Firm X doing boring tasks Q, P, and B. Alvin, you really did get the best of both worlds. Please let me know how it is done and do teach me to hold a steady note-a minor musician such as myself should probably have this skill-just in case.

It Goes Like This.

     So, you know how you have those friends who you wouldn't normally be friends with or even consider liking at all if you hadn't been force to endure experience "X" with them? They are the ones who are really nothing like you, who probably detest the very rock ballad you broomstick-ballroomed to the other night, and generally do not understand your cheeky sense of humor. And, until you defaulted to befriending them, of course after the twelve frat stars around you implicitly rejected your friendship offering, you then realized you had made an odd variation of "friend."
     Well, what about the ones who sink to your specific level of quirk and identify with your "odderisms" in a way that has you reading each others' screaming subconsciouses from far across the room? Today I realized that these are, in fact, most of who my friends have turned out to be. This is also how I end up wearing ugly pants that somehow burgeon into seemingly less-ugly corduroy... or how my strangely notorious "half-clip" hairstyle came to remain as a personal commonality. Today I picked out my default acid-wash cuff jeans to wear. I bought them a couple summers ago at an LF sidewalk sale for twelve dollars. They do not stretch, are impossible to sit in, and are generally unflattering. Though, through the past two years, I have cuffed and ripped them (unfortunately also in the crotch area-no one will ever know) to the point of my satisfaction. The level of comfort and consistency I had established while wearing these pants had turned them into a winning favorite. People work the same way for me. Well, I don't always start out hating them-only sometimes. There must have been some redeeming quality I saw in them initially. I did pick them out and pay twelve dollars for them, yes? My twelve dollar friends, or pants, or both, I thank you for unintentionally drilling said thoughts of insanity into my noggin.
     To sort of conclude...the people and things that start out as uncomfortable extensions of who we think we are might be good. Those friends we make while in a miserable class together or stuck in the hills of an arbitrarily chosen southern state are ones who stick. Maybe I shouldn't only be friends with the drug addicts and high-class cross dressers I so frequently frequent. Maybe I, too, can make friends who will help me grow things other than long toenails.
   

Normal Things Scare Me

Hello again,
     I am restarting my blog in almost sole honor of the fact that there are too many THINGS inside of my head that swirl around at free will; and because of this, I must get them all out. I choose to do it here.
     Since I have forgotten any of the awesome anythings that have probably raced over my head within the past few days, I will start, not anew, but a-old. An odd man once made strikingly ridiculous and scarily valid statement; he is none other than the brilliant Stephen Colbert who was, at the time, interviewing the musician St. Vincent:
     "Are you one of those artists who has trouble with the idea that you might be ordinary? Not a bad thing but, most of humanity is common. Artists are trapped by their need to be extraordinary and they distance themselves for that very reason. Do you fear that by being an artist you miss out on some of humans' ordinary existence?"
      The funny yet not-so-funny thing about this is that, he is exactly right. Not to label myself as a try-hard but, isn't anyone who is willing to put the effort into picking out polka-dotted pants versus plain khakis technically trying hard? Do normal people wear orange lipstick? I don't really know-I wear orange lipstick. And trust me, most people are not willing to trot their tuchuses down the side of the road wearing the absurdities that come to rise from the depths of my Alice-In-Wonderland-of-a-closet. I wonder what would happen if all of the odd people in the world just did not make the effort to publicly showcase that they were odd. What if we just had to find out for ourselves? Of course, some people just look cool, but most of the time, extensive face-painting and weapon-like shoes, accessories, and attire contribute largely to this showcase. And I do love showcases. The problem is, when I dress like a normal person, I feel disgustingly defenseless. I cannot parade around university grounds in mere low-waisted shorts, sandals, and a dumpy tee shirt. Who does that?! OH-everyone. 
     So anyways, the falsely right-wing left-winger who is Stephen Colbert took the words right out of my subconscious. Why does St. Vincent write peculiar music and dress how she does? Mr. C has called St. V right out: she vies to vie against the grain of tradition and normalcy as her curly hair and red lipstick shriek in fear of blending in. 
    -Glad I was able to direct a thought or two onto my blog- Maybe next time my post will also relate mildly to fashion. Isn't that what I made this blog for originally? Oops. Well, I am off to email forensics professors and learn more about the varied patterns of blood spatter. 

Yohi YamaMIA!

   
     Word on the street: Yohi's got quite the knack-FOR EVERYTHING. So, when I heard this, I decided to stalk too many of his collections and of course fell in love with his Fall 2012 pieces. Yes, I tried out a milder, Jewish-mother-friendly"goth" look in middle school, but it came nowhere near the level of awesome that has been presented in this collection.
     Asymmetrical drapery has not existed in so many forms of gothic elegance as it does in Yohi Yamamoto's most recent collection. Long black and white garments paired with electric red and blue hair tips channel a variation of Cruella DeVille-in the most fashionable and seasonally appropriate way, of course. Marilyn Manson seems to also have made an appearance with deep reddish black lips, pale skin, and a cross between a modern day woman comb-over/mohawk that requires neither the shaving of one's head nor the loss of one's hair. The whole collection gives off the "I don't really care that I just slung this sweater over my shoulder and it looks awesome...and you know it" vibe, though we clearly know this is far from the case. These looks seem seamless and effortless but have a masterful level of detail and thought put into them. When something looks easy, that means it works. I have learned this the hard way. The long, draping looks, instead of swallowing the models wearing them, still show off pieces of skin and form so that instead of grandma going goth, you are.
     I am a loafer fan. I also love oxfords. I also really love purple. So, by the transitive property, the purple oxford shoes present in this collection nearly had me falling over in a direction I did not want to be falling over in. Reds and purples are my go to color palette when painting, and seeing them on the human form made me fall a little more in love. Who doesn't want to look gothically royal? And though flat shoes with dresses can make one appear stout, schleppy, under-dressed, and minorly confused, the fit of the overall looks walking down the runway did not allow this to happen.
     SO-grandma collections are starting to make their way out of the fashion scene as edgy makes a comeback and Tavi Gevinson and her gray hair scoots out of the spotlight. Time for vampires to make it onto the runway, already...right?? One, two three, blood suckers! 

Super Sample

I call this sample a super one solely because I believe that one should sweat beads of glitter upon viewing these images (I am of course completely kidding). These are a few photographs I have taken here and there to tide us all over while I continue on with my journey to complete my exams and excessive amount of final art project-type deals. Enjoy and I shall see you soon, my friends!

A Fish Favorite

     Proenza Schouler, a pairing of men so fashionably inclined and delectably suffused with the gift of craft have, surprise, delivered another fashion show that had me spilling onto the considerably dirtied floor right under me. In fact, it was so incredible that the Asian warriors who inspired this "protective wear" may as well begin violently attacking each other to decide who gets to wear each piece. Who said cross gender dressing was unacceptable, anyways?
     From the gilded quilting to the basket weave skirts and coats, I found myself sitting in my chair dissatisfied. No, not with the clothing, but instead with the fact that I am unfortunately bound to a college student budget and am quite unable to bring these items home with me. Regardless, I will continue to elaborate on the drool-worthy aspects of this line. The angularity of the first jacket combined with its newly synthesized fabrics mimics the lines and essence of Asian warrior-wear. The high collar and less-than body conscious element to the jacket in combination with the rough-edged bangs worn by the model links this look to modernity while retaining a fresh strength to the look. Though I would never accept a bribe of any amount to take up basket weaving as an extra curricular, I highly condone the act of doing so in the case of the skirts and jackets woven for this Fall 2012 line. The brightly contrasting colors combined in each woven piece add a striking geometry to these empowered looks.
     On the contrary to these streamlined looks are the skirts and dresses cut asymmetrically with a fabric that I would usually choose to adorn my couch or throw pillow with that remain surprisingly harmonious when utilized in this way. For many seasons in the past, oversized, not-so body conscious jackets and dresses with rounded shoulders and straight hems have proven prevalent, but Lazardo and Jack have shown that it really does not have to be "matronly or the highway." The sharply cut, strong shoulders and angular dresses experimenting with elaborate brocades have safely made their way onto the runway of a currently "Library Chic" crowd.
     Only the Proenza Schouler team can give us a genuine lesson in Asian defense without driving home the point that, yes, the high fashion Dominatrix look was actually "in" in the recent past. For safe travels and successful foreign defense dressing, stray away from appearing as though you secretly long to fill the shoes of somebody's mistress. That look is neither high fashion nor classy amongst the general populous. Instead, try pairing leather woven skirts with jackets cut in an angular fashion. Add shine to a boxy cut jacket with a sleek choker necklace and knee high patent leather boots. The trick to wearing these slightly masculine pieces is pairing them with feminine accessories and ensuring that at least one part of your body is visible. Wear a fitted skirt with a large jacket, a slim shirt with a boxy skirt, and delicate heels with a geometric dress. Now, allow me to prepare to begin combatting with foreign warriors as I set out to see what exactly went through the minds of the boys behind Proenza Schouler (just kidding...shouldn't I be?).

The Buttoned Up Housewife: Loosen your girdle, for now. Please?

    Throughout the past few fashion seasons, the image of an externally tame yet internally deranged housewife has been portrayed in the form of buttoned blouses, frilly matchy-matchy skirt suits, and a hairdo resemblant of a beehive. I do love the put together-ness and the idea of a picture perfect housewife glamorously roaming the streets of suburban America, but I feel as though her time is up. It is right about time to break out of the granny hose, loosen collars, and begin to more generously expose a previously hidden organ called "skin." Single print, high cut dresses, though chic and simple, tend to put a "granny-damper" on matters as hems sink and skin shrivels.
    Just as fast as I am to criticize how overdone this trend has become, I will, just as quickly, pounce on the opportunity to give additional advice on how to mix up this look. Rather than suiting up from head to toe, mix a brightly colored, high cut blouse with leather shorts and nude wedges, pair singly printed dresses with spiked heels and chunky chokers, and calm the hair/nest/tiny animal habitat DOWN. Highly cut tops go with short shorts and long skirts mix well with short shirts and elegantly low necklines. No young woman wants to be approached by an even younger one asking if she needs some assistance with crossing the street. That would just be low, unlike the necklines people tend to wear these days (haha?).

Fun prank to play on people still sporting the giant hair: slowly work small spitball-like pieces of crumpled paper into the hairnest of anyone sporting said style. Even better? Paper umbrellas. Who wouldn't want paradise to reside on the very peak of their mountainous hair?

If I May Re-Introduce You

     While rotting slowly in my bedroom as I tended to a seemingly ceaseless cold, I began to sift through collection after spring collection hoping to stumble upon a collection I had seen in the past resembling slouchy, schleppy, high fashion schlump clothing. I wanted nothing more than to throw on some gross looking sweats and marinate in my own sickness as I dreamt of daintier ways to exist as a "sickie." Though, this is all very misleading.
     As I was about to throw my hands up in frustration, I starting sifting through Fendi's Spring 2012 collection. Albert Einstein had hair like that. Are those models supposed to be nerds? The answer, as I read the accompanying description, was yes. So, as of now, I am officially reintroducing you to Albert Einstein part II: reincarnation onto the catwalk in a slightly more feminine form. This collection, deriving inspiration from Italian Nobel Prize winner Rita Levi-Montalcini, featured an extraordinary range of day ware for nerds. My favorite, the first jacket cut in a shape resemblant of a structured marshmallow, had contrastingly harsh lines towards its center. The piecey, stripey, all over the place nature of the clothing gave off the essence of a deranged professor or academic. A masculinity and boxiness to the collection has been highly common within the last year as a transition from overly feminine to androgynous clothing has been taking place. The empowerment of women as intelligent, independent individuals has taken over everything ranging from science to the fashion stage. Buttoned collared shirts also denote strength over fragility though the sheer sweater combinations stray as far away from that idea as one could imagine.
     A main concern of mine with regard to this collection remains this: how did Fendi manage to successfully show a double-sleeved insane asylum strait jacket next to collared shirts and see through sweaters? I may trip over myself walking down the street if I saw someone attempting to pull that one off. I always advise people to take the risks you are attempting to reconsider, but this may be classified as a different case. Also, please keep the doily coasters on the coffee table and off the front sides of runway models if possible. Animal rights and this go hand in hand if you like to stand up for causes. While taking note of all these oddities, remain on track to go ahead and try out the androgynous nerd attire. Pair cleanly cut, voluminous jackets with masculine pants, a collared shirt, and some neutral sling backs. It is always classy to emulate the style of successful nerds. Now is the time!

More Fish Fun

 

 

 

     SO-last semester I took a photojournalism course with the wonderful Maggie Steber who has photographed for a slew of publications including National Geographic. She was incredibly liberal when it came to our final project (you'll see exactly how liberal after you see this) and allowed me to do a fictional fashion story. Though it was more fiction that fashion, this project allowed me to really figure out how to manipulate a camera (at least for the beginner that I am, hah!). I love experimenting with artificial nonsense, marginally offensive coloration, and odd angles, so through this project I attempted to tie exactly those elements into a story that would in the end be what was only just a dream. The story is based on mockery of the "rags to riches"and "regular human to superhuman" story where a regular individual is swept off the streets and kidnapped by complete strangers as they attempt to transform that person into the super being of their choice. Of course, being myself, I couldn't do just that. That's simply too normal. So, I had a few thousand chats with my photo professor and twisted the story into one that would end in a new and absurdly baffling/almost-irritating-because-you-wished-she-was-a-superhero kind of way. I did Morgan's (the main character) makeup and hair in all of four minutes as we scrambled into the School of Communication's restroom to allow her to throw her clothing on before the sun went down and I turned into a werewolf (actually, I needed a sunset scene that was a "Goldilocks 'Just Right'" setting for my mysteriously set photo shoot).
     The first outfit Morgan wears is a sheer, hot salmon, collared shirt tucked into a high slit maxi skirt tied to the side with combat boots and excessive jewelry to give her the boho chic, just-picked-off-the-street appeal. She then transitions into an "overly" super hero outfit with a black blazer with zippers around the waist, a black fur vest, a blue stretch shirt, a black leather leggings, blue pumps, and of course my favorite large black necklace. As she decides to toss the fancy schmancy threads, she hastily throws on a yellow artist tank under the black fur vest with my pink, spiked, seashell necklace and some Nikes with supa swagga that she just happened to own. Convenience at its finest. Enjoy the show, laugh at my novice photography skills, and as a fashion fish, use my incompetence to to make yourself look that much more competent.

Trouble Shooting for Your Esophagus

     "Katie, why on earth do you pull your hair back and cut it short?! Just shave it all off and get it over with, already!" Kind words such as these have been muttered to me by individuals who will remain unnamed for now and remain strangely applicable to the subject of cuffs and why you are going to go out right after this and purchase one.
     I am a necklace person. I wear giant, colorful necklaces that more than likely offend my employers, family members, and friends alike. I like to serve myself a big cup of lazy in the morning and perceivably spruce a rather ordinary outfit with an beautifully obnoxious statement necklace. Today was the day I did not feel like doing that. I no longer felt the urge to sport a heavy, jangling accessory around my throat. Instead, I reached into my drawer and grabbed a cuff. This gold cuff is absolutely overwhelmed with beautifully colored fake gems of every conceivable kind. It stays put on my arm, makes no noise, and could serve as an excellent defense mechanism. So, with my hot salmon colored sweater (that seems to be my color nowadays), army green pants, and nude flats with an unexpected hind bejeweling, I threw on my new cuff. No necklace, no nothin'. 
    The point I am trying to relate to my hair cut story will make sense within approximately twelve seconds. Basically, if you want to go for the less-is-more, low maintenance look that girly mothers usually disapprove of, throw on a cuff. Another favorite of mine, though I do not know if it yet exists, is a rounded off, concave, nude, plastic cuff to go with everything. A color that many people may associate with nothingness that also may provoke thoughts such as "why are you even wearing it if I can barely see it" can actually bring any outfit out. Instead of wearing a newly old-fashioned silver bracelet with a pop color outfit, throw on a nude cuff or bangle. Rather than showing people that you are Bar Mitzvah ready, you will find people appreciating your newly chic style.
     The moral of the story remains this: cuffs sporting million dollar jewels and even simple ones may now both reside peacefully on the bare arm of any accessory-frustrated individual. Wear them while taking a law exam, wear them to accounting class (I just did), wear them to dinner, and wear cuffs with a newly and happily freed esophagus.

I'm out.

So...I'M BACK to Restart and Now I Love SCARVES

     Though it has been a while since my last post, I am back in school, back on track, refraining from excessive drug abuse, and ready to resume bloggedy blogging. In the past few months, I have found my mind subconsciously deciding to nudge me in the scarf-loving/generically European direction. This mindset and lifestyle is all inclusive of comfortable, all concealing, flowing fabrics that I pair with just about everything. 

     Dressing like a man is apparently in these days, and I like to spend my time outfitting my body to match that of a male homosexual or an on-the-edge European. This dress, for me, is usually demonstrated through the wearing of slouchy, cuffed jeans, a plain t-shirt, and superb black satin and patent leather Converse like sneakers. I throw scarves, just as the one pictured (by Tasha), around my neck in a choker hold that would allow any passerby to easily and successfully cut off my air flow and send me to the ground unconscious. And who doesn't want that? 

     Although the female wearing the beautiful scarf I treasure looks thoroughly displeased to be photographed with such a piece of fabric around her neck, I wear it with a smile and orange lipstick (only on the occasional Tuesday, though). I have discovered, after pairing the two colors together, that this female looks unhappy because of her lack of the extra pop color. Fashion today is not only about one pop color, but more recently about two and a neutral, offsetting tone. If bright lipstick sinks your sail boat throw on a chunky necklace on with that bright scarf. I like to wear my pastel pink, spiky seashell necklace that has everyone calling me Pebbles but many people may consider a simple chain necklace wrapped around a few times to be more than sufficient. Wear scarves on the weekend. Wear scarves with a casual dress. Wear scarves with no weekend or casual dress. Any way you want it, scarves are what you need it (that variation of the song doesn't really work, but my point has been quite made).